By Adewale Adekanbi Jr
Everyone knows the story of the Emperor’s New Clothes- the story of a gullible king whose vanity leads him to parade down the streets naked. Now for the mere fee of $700 Moschino will help you recreate the same royal feeling of public nakedness.
Designer Jeremy Scott, well-recognized for his outlandish designs, features the dress in his Fall 2017 ready-to-wear collection. It is branded with “We Love Our Customers” across the shoulders, “Free Pickup and Delivery!” at the waist, and appropriated Moschino logos. Retails for $730 USD at selected stores.