Betty Bower, America’s Best Christian is an award-winning parody with over 100,000 hits a week. Mrs. Betty Bowers will tell you how many shopping days until the Apocalypse and offer advise to the biblically uniformed.
America’s Best Christian explain to less informed Christians the curious details of the Lord’s concept of marriage.
Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else
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Save the Hole in Front for Marriage!